WELCOME TO THE FIFTH GRADE CLASS OF ST. FRANCIS SCHOOL
THIS PAGE IS WORK FROM MRS. MITCHELL'S FIFTH GRADE CLASS.
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My writing class has been at it again. They even had these poems published in the Quincy Herald Whig.
Hope that you enjoy them!
M.W.
When Halloween comes it is very
fun,
To get candy on the run.
I know it is fall,
When my friends call,
And then we play with a ball.
A.R.
Baseball is my favorite sport,
But you don’t have to play on a court.
There is a hole in the ball,
Because it hit the wall.
When Mark McGwire hit the ball,
It went way over the wall.
Mark McGwire is my favorite baseball player,
But he is not the mayor.
A.L.
I go to school
to break a rule.
Soccer is fun
but don't need a bun
and if we lose
usually snooze.
If I score
I usually snore.
H. B.
There was a sun that is so
bright,
I could see it with my eyesight,
I will not see it at night.
I just got finished reading a
book,
It was good; you could look.
L.H.
I like Halloween,
You can dress up as a queen.
Let's go fly a kite,
Then go grab a bite,
On this nice fall night.
T.B.
When the wind blows,
My nose overflows.
I obey when I'm at school,
I try to follow every rule.
A.Y.
There was a man named Jack,
Who had a son Zack
I have a brother Abel
Who sat at the table,
And fixed the cable.
B.M.
I pout at school,
The school is COOL,
I sleep at school and drool.
I'm good at school,
I try not to break a rule.
R.B.
Soccer is fun when the
sun is out,
Then I like to run all about,
But if we lose I usually pout.
Friday is my favorite
day of school,
But, my best friend is a fool.
I go to school every
day,
My favorite month is May.
J.E.
I go to school every
day,
When I get home then I play.
I play with my sister,
Sometimes I get a blister.
T.T.
I found a cat
In a hat,
And it's very fat.
I saw a fello,
Eating jello.
P.N.
My dog is named Dot,
And he has a spot.
Everytime I go to the store,
I have to get more.
R.P.
Grocery Store Robber
Stop him, he's really vile,
Catch him down that aisle.
Computer Crook
My dad is a computer crook,
He doesn't even need a book.
L.C.
My birthday was on Sunday.
I did not have school on Monday.
So I really had a fun day.
I went hunting for squirrel,
Instead found pearl.
H.B.
My name is Heather,
But I'm not light as a feather.
I live on a farm,
With a big red barn.
I have two brothers,
Also a father and a mother.
I have one sister,
But not many blisters.
I feed many cows, a dog, goats,
cats, and sheep,
But I don't get much sleep.
I like the Quincy mall,
Because it is a ball.
I like holidays,
I get excited at the suns first rays.
The leaves fall,
Off our wall.
My dad,
Can get mad,
When I do something Bad!!!
R.F.
As I sat at home bored,
I thought of how we scored.
Then I began to dream,
How did we cream the other team?
D.S.
Every day I go to school,
I get a new rule.
Every time the wind blows,
The bathtub overflows.
B.F.
In Daytona Beach Florida there
was a race,
A man named Jeff Gordon had set the pace,
In the winner's circle there was a smile on Jeff's face.
There once was a cat,
That had a green hat,
He used it to catch a black bat.
A.B.
There was a guy who fell from
the sky,
And I don't know how he got that high,
But I really know for sure he'll die.
There is a very special place,
That put smiles on every loving face.
L.K.
I like to play sports,
But I never wear skorts.
I like to play sports,
I always wear shorts,
But I never get warts.
R.L.
My brother Michael is funny,
Because he can say bunny,
When he acts like a dummy.
My last name is Longo,
We are all bongo.
M.M.
Christmas is in December,
Thanksgiving is in November.
There was a boy named Zack,
He loved to play jacks.